Watching Public Defamation was like some surreal acid trip after watching National Lampoon’s Road Trip or something…I mean, I dunno everybody’s got their like kink or whatever you wanna call it, but all the leather and the sets for this movie, it was just so out there man especially when they say public…I guess they have a different definition of public than I do, but whatever.

Anyways, like I said this movie was a trip, at times it felt like I was watching some 1990’s Geena Davis action flick…I mean, this chick gets her tits and her ass totally slapped and beaten on and she’s all ‘Oh Oh” totally loud, and you’re never quite sure if it’s pleasure or pain. I know for sure if somebody was smacking the nipples on my chest like that it would sure as hell hurt. So we get three surreally sadistic scenes with no actual sex, but more smackdowns than in professional wrestling…not quite my deal but if you dig it or you just wanna watch some chick getting her tits smacked and then finally getting revenge on the smacker, even though she was enjoying it anyways, then check it out.

But for me, Public Defamation gets one cock-up simply cos it was a surreal trip and probably the type of porn that Quentin Tarantino watches.

Well even though the title is Im fucked, this review wont fuck  it up more.  Instead it actually gets a rousing and arousing recommendation.  My only problem was…you have this many sluts…and yeah these chicks are major sluts big-time, and this many scenes..they could have saved some money and made a better movie by just having all these babes together playing with each other and licking each other out while getting fucked and sucking cock and it would have been a freaking epically splooge-worthy orgy movie.  But while Im fucked did not reach that porn pinnacle of perversity it was incredibly hot with action that rolls from one scene to another leaving you to shoot your load each time.

I’ve said it before and I’m sure I will end up saying it a hundred zillion more times…the key to super hot porn is super slutty chicks who dig showing the camera what they can do and Im fucked delivers a six pack of this sure-fire satiating formula of fuck fun with six babes who are pros at handling a meaty fuckstick…whether in their mouth, pussy, ass, hand or wherever they can stuff it and play with it.  You may have a hard time getting to number six though since scene five does push the limits of the previous four scenes with a hot MMFF foursome that is guaranteed to make you cum each time you watch it.  Im fucked has the kind of sluts that porn needs a lot more of and gets a well deserved four out of five cocks-up.

Helllooooo does someone not understand the difference between a sexy escort/gigolo service and a temp secretary/receptionist business…like zomg people if you put a male hustler in a business suit he is still a male hustler not a businessman but somehow this movie Tempted seems to think otherwise with this silly and amateurish film showing an office temp agency that evidently exists more to fill biological needs and desires more than corporate needs and desires.  Personally I blame that TV show ‘The Office’…talk about being gay in all the wrong ways honey.

Each scene follows a very basic formula of : “Hi, we need someone to come answer calls and/or file some things”…person arrives to take the job and all of a sudden without really any prompting from either party they then get down to enjoying each other’s cocks.  Now that’s an informal work enviroment for sure and one that I’m sure we all wish we could experience. It would certainly bring a rise to the day anyways.  The amateur nature I mentioned is evident in both the filming techniques and the almost awkward seeming camera-shy natures exhibited by the guys at times throughout Tempted.  To it’s credit, once the real sex action gets into full roll in this movie the fact that these guys cant act doesn’t matter at all anymore because they sure can fuck and suck cock.  While Tempted is not one of my favorite movies I have reviewed it is worth checking out sometime and the sex skills displayed will have you cumming buckets.  A resounding swirl of semeny swishes for the amateurs who made the grade…Tempted.

As readers of this blog should know by now, I’m a true Milf lover and can’t get enough of those insatiable older appetites for sex, and I totally dig their undeniably passionate methods of getting it on.  Real milf’s love cock in every single hole, but that doesn’t mean they don’t sometimes have a preference, and the milf sluts in Blow Me 13 are intoxicated by the sensation and flavor of cock pumping between their sweet lips (and I mean their sultry kissable mouths, though their other lips are also incredibly inviting) and they show their passion by sucking down on these big juicy cocks with obvious enjoyment.

Now Blow Me 13 is a rare find; cos even though there’s no truly hardcore sex, the blowjob scenes are exceptional and VERY plentiful and will totally make your cock rock hard and in need of a warm wet spot to slide it in.  We get treated to 18, yep that’s right EIGHTEEN, scenes of frenzied face fucking the likes of which I haven’t seen in quite some time.  Over and over again these milf babes swallow every single inch of the meatsticks thrust in front of their open hungry mouths and work those cocks to volcanic cum explosions…some of them swallowing, some taking the fruits of their labor squirted all over their faces and bodies…whichever way they took it my cock was straining for some of that action and pulsing for sweet release.  Like I said, Blow Me 13 is for those of us who thoroughly enjoy watching a hot hungry milf mouth work a decent cock with eager tongue and lips to sweet satisfaction, and even though there’s no real hardcore action beyond the oral pleasure, this movie stands tall (just like your cock will) by providing so many dirty milf cock-sluts to sate your appetite that you’re guaranteed to shoot at least one load while you watch.  This movie made me shoot three solid loads (I just wish I could’ve sprayed them all over these pretty milf sluts faces)  and so Blow Me 13 gets four super-soaked cocks-up.

This movie pays homage (or should that be homoage) to the world’s most institutionalized way of having men meet men and share that bond (and bondage) of masculinity in an environment of their own…The World’s Navies.  There is just something breathtakingly hot and arousing about seeing a young stud wearing those uniforms with the flared out pant legs…the way they conform to the cute little butts, the oh so white and pure shirts with the floppy naughty nautical ties that say ‘ahoy sailor’ and those darling little white bucket sailor hats.  Very Basic Training brings that special something to you with an oceanic swell of pleasure in your pants.

These semen squirting seamen build up speed and momentum just like any battleship, destroyer or PT boat (I don’t know what a PT boat is, but it sure sounds fun and kinky) until the middle scene where we’re treated to a couple spunky sailors making some waves with each other.  So appropriately, Very Basic Training is like a very basic but fun wave…it starts off with a nice swell and reaches a peak that you ride and then brings you down with a bit more fun to finish your trip on the wave.  So even though Very Basic Training wasn’t the most hardcore tale of military machoism it was still entertaining and make me wonder if the word ’semen’ actually came from the word seamen, because they shoot such prodigious loads.  A couple of naughty nautical swishes to Very Basic Training and it would be nice for them to make a more hardcore version…special forces, recon or whatever.

Over at MILFVixen.com they are wrapping up Milf month (august) so named because Milfs are like that last month of summer in that you can often have the most fun in august but you also know that the fun times are winding down as time ticks it’s inexorable way away…and because a true milf is a truly august personage. Sooo let’s look at one of the hotter milfmovies out there for our enjoyment and sexual satisfaction…speaking of satisfaction I think it’s safe to say that even though he was a young celebrity back in the 60s; Mick Jagger never experienced milf-sex back then or he would have been able to get some satisfaction. Beverly Hills Milf Sluts is a movie that shows us just what is so damn hot about these more experienced sluts and it’s sure as hell better viewing time than the new (or the old) Beverly Hills 90210.

Now as anyone who has been reading my blogs knows I’m not a big fan of wasted slut talent. I generally figure if a slut is able to enjoy one cock then that same slut is also able to enjoy more than one cock even more. Simple slut-math. So generally I dont much care for one -on-one sex scenes where holes get wasted. Beverly Hills Milf Sluts is an exception to this rule…like the milfs that are in this movie must have auditioned or the producers just lucked out and managed to come up with some of the sluttiest chicks out there. Four scenes to enjoy…each one hot enough to make you blow your load as these chicks go down, and get down eager to show off their skills and appreciation for well hung guys and even though you can tell that these are the type of babes who fuck multiple times a day…you can still tell that they crave cock action the way a man lost in the Sahara would crave water. Put simply and paraphrasing ‘Field Of Dreams’…if you watch it…you will cum. Four milf-shooting cocks-up for Beverly Hills Milf Sluts.

There are more cream-filled twinkies in A Place of Their Own than in a Hostess factory. With the three fantastically erotic scenes put together it’s more than a six-pack of spongy cream-filled goodness and it artistically blended the real life difficulties for young gay men searching for a place to call home with the fantasies of being able to find such a place that is open and welcoming in more ways than they could possibly dream of.  Hopefully before they make A Place of Their Own 2 they will also be able to save up enough that they have some furniture in that place of their own, cos I’m sure their activities would be a little more enjoyable if they’d had an actual bed (or couch or anything) to make out on.

These young guys get to discover the time honored wisdom that ‘if you’re low on bread you can always give head’ as they have an erotic adventure finding a place to live.  The sex itself is supercalifragilisticexpialidociously sizzlingly sensational since each one of these lean lust machines is considerably well-hung, incredibly hot, and whether it’s one-on-one or group action, they are more than happy to put their cocksmanship skills to the test.  For those of you who like a little Latino action in your masturbatory motion-pictures, the producers of this movie are even kind enough to include some spicy salsa to the prodigious mix of cum that explodes throughout this movie.  A big hip-swinging swishing spraying semen salute of housewarming eroticism to A Place of Their Own.  PS, Get some furniture!!

Anal Xplosion is one of those movies that you can watch over and over and over with load blowing, splooge shooting enjoyment…talk about decadent divas doing dirty deeds. Chicks who do anal are known as the pure sluts of porn and these are some of the purest of the pure.  Whether it’s threesomes comprised of two chicks and a dude or two dudes banging a chick or even just some guy slut slamming away deeply in all her holes these babes love action and love being filled every way that they can get it

The movie starts off with sizzling heat from the get-go as a fiery red headed slut bombshell devours  some big black cock right in the middle of her kitchen…now that’s what I want for dinner.  Then this redhead trades in the black skin for some black hair as she and a raven haired temptress of desire enjoy exploring each other in every way they can until pleasantly interrupted by a well hung stud that fucks them silly and lets them use his cock as a sex toy. On and on it goes…6 scenes (over two hours of hardcore, every whole filled fucking)…with even more threesomes, some crazily deep and intense toy play and all out sluttiness throughout the movie Anal Xplosion is a fuck flick I highly recommend and gets a very solid four out of five cocks-up.

The Selection 3 huh ?  I don’t know honey…I can’t see how this movie could be part of a series if the first two were like the third.  Personally when I watch a spicy movie to get some sizzle in my shizzle I prefer sex movies that actually have sex in them….like exsqueeze me but isn’t that the whole point of watching hardcore porn ?  But in The Selection 3 all we are really treated to is six short scenes of guys jacking off themselves (that’s right no playmate at all…not even someone else playing their own melody on their own skin-flute for a duet) and the only hardcore porn seems to be what a couple of the guys jacking off are watching…but not what we the viewer of the actual movie get to see.  Now you tell me….how fair is that ?

Yep that’s right…you heard me…no actual sex, no one sucking, no one jacking anyone else, no one fucking….just guys enjoying time alone.  Now this formula COULD have worked if they had maybe gotten guys who can suck their own cocks, or some studs who were incredibly well hung and you couldn’t help but marvel at their amazing cock size…but Nooooooo The Selection 3 doesn’t even do that in order to make their formula work….just your average eeny weeny weinies being jacked by weenies.  So sadly yeah this movie does not get a better review; instead it gets a recommendation to go watch something else instead…maybe something that has some actual hot muscly body on body action with cocks being shared with each other that you can really enjoy and shoot away to with a desire to watch again afterwards.

So we grow up hearing that dolls are for girls to play with not guys…then a movie like Double D Dolls comes along and shows us that some dolls are actually meant for both guys and gals to enjoy (even if we enjoy them a bit differently).  Doll is generally an older term not much used anymore and when it does it has an almost ostentatious feel as though it is describing a beauty that is both timless and fragile.  Now I wouldn’t call any of the chicks in Double D Dolls fragile (more like female G.I. Joes with kung-fu jack-off grips) but the sexuality they bring to this movie is certainly timeless cos this is one of those shows that 40 years from now your grandchildren would be jacking off to as young adults just as heartily as you will be watching it nowadays.

These babes show off their enhanced assets and skill with both cock and pussy indoors and outdoors and are obviously totally into being filmed doing the nasty which just brings all the slutty qualities in these totally slutty babes even more in the open.  Something for all of us to enjoy in Double D Dolls and as I said it’s a timeless enjoyment that will last as good standard jackoff material for decades to come.  Three rock solid hard cocks-up for Double D Dolls.