Glory Glory Hallelujah and Go tell it on a mountain that Glory Hole days are here again.  Oh my honey…let me turn down the temperature because after watching this it is hot hot hot in here…remember when I reviewed Glory Hole Gang Bang 2 a few weeks ago and I raved and craved and raved some more about it and told you all that I was going to take a look for Glory Hole Gang Bang 1 because if the sequel was so cumtastically ass-tastic then the original would probably be at least as exciting if not more so ?  Well….guess what ?  I found it and of course just like always…I was right.

Glory Hole Gang Bang starts off with a glorious bang and from that point on it only picks up and mantains that same intense pace as its previously enjoyed sequel.  There are no awkward and jumpy scene changes, no dialogue or silly stories to have to either scan through or try to understand…there is just full on sex that keeps flowing from beginning to end as these lucky guys have a free-flowing never ending group scene happening where they get to enjoy each other’s cocks from both the kink factor of the glory holes and the ass pounding enjoyment they get from each other as the ‘walls come down’ leading to a round of ass fucking with as much variation as a game of musical chairs.  Glory Hole Gang Bang is definitely a movie that you can watch repeatedly and cum repeatedly while watching.  An around the world ribbon of swishing semen is my rating for this must-see masturbatory masterpiece.

Oh My God!  Honey if this is what lies down south in that sexy sultry country of Brazil then I know EXACTLY where I’m headed for my next vacation…or hell maybe I should just move down there because these hunks are so tasty and fine they’d make anything bearable.  I think I’m finally starting to fully appreciate why they call it ‘Latino heat’…because sugar these Latino strippers (as it turns out) are definitely packing the goods and the sultriness of their looks and the fiery passion that practically flares from their olive toned skin just sets my pulse racing and my loins on fire with lust.

Lay It On Thick gives us four fabulous scenes of chiseled Latin hunks fully enjoying each others muscular bodies in every way imaginable…from some deliciously wet and noisy oral scenes to some intense fuck scenes that leave nothing to the imagination.  Lay It On Thick delivers incredibly hot and sultry sex scenes beyond anything I’d seen from the XXX Latin world before.  I strongly recommend anyone who loves hot sweaty sex and long luxurious blowjobs performed by ravenous studly men to try this movie out.  Six sexy sultry swishes for Lay It On Thick.

Biggest problem with Chocolate Candy 5….No Bow Wow Wow soundtrack.  When it comes to super delicious yummy looking black guys like this I want to be hearing; ‘I know a guy who’s tough but sweet, He’s so fine, he can’t be beat, He’s got everything that I desire, Sets the summer sun on fire….Go to see him when the sun goes down, Ain’t no finer boy in town, You’re my guy, just what the doctor ordered, mmm hmm so sweet, you make my mouth water…I want Candy !!!  The guys in Chocolate Candy 5 are just such scrumptiously well hung, ebony visions of lust that even though short in length is something you can watch a few times over and shoot a load of yummy satisfaction each time you do so.

Chocolate Candy 5 starts off with two well toned, midnight black, fuckstuds exploring and sharing each other’s bodies in a hot tub with more heat building between the two of them than there is from the water.  It’s miracle chocolate everyone…the kind that doesn’t melt no matter how hot it gets until it melts into an explosion of creamy goodness.  Next things take on  a more hum-drum pace as it leaves the fun of outdoor hot tubs and moved to the more mundane bedroom scenes.  Fortunately the obsidian orgasm beefcakes in Chocolate Candy 5 are more than well enough hung and enjoy each other’s cocks enough that they are able to give an exciting charge to even the most mundane of scenes.  So while this was not one of the hottest movies I have reviewed, it was definitely strong enough to make me cum and I’m sure it will do the same for you, and hopefully they will stick with the more original settings instead of bedrooms for Chocolate Candy 6.

Alo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ahhhhh is the sound of music that these tanned muscley beefcake studs make as they get off over and over again singly and in groups of satyr-style sucking and fucking while enjoying the Island sun in Hawaii.  If  I were a travel agent booking gay holidays to America’s Paradise State, I would try to obtain the copyright to Island Fever because every seat available on the tours would be taken…and I mean those seats would be taken in more than one way honey.  This movie and all these amazingly hot and sexy guys show us that the hottest thing in Hawaii isn’t necessarily the sun and if Male-aria is the disease you have when you get an Island Fever then I’m all for banning immuniztion cos honey…sign me up for some of that kinda fever.

Starting off with sizzling outdoor threesome heat Island Fever gets your temperature rising from the start as these guys show that yes, you can drown in one foot of water…drown in cum that is as they get to enjoying their carefree and clothes-free swimming pool at their hotel.  The action continues with the same intense pace and mercury rising temperatures through bedrooms, Verandas and even a tropical rain-forest like setting as a couple of the hottest guys I’ve seen in awhile raise the barometer even more by adding their own brand of jungle fever to the already scorching Island Fever.  Scene after scene of nice large delicious looking cocks with tons of close-up action scenes as these guys share their bodies and pleasures with each other make this movie a sure-fire semen shooting cinematic sensation.

Helllooooo does someone not understand the difference between a sexy escort/gigolo service and a temp secretary/receptionist business…like zomg people if you put a male hustler in a business suit he is still a male hustler not a businessman but somehow this movie Tempted seems to think otherwise with this silly and amateurish film showing an office temp agency that evidently exists more to fill biological needs and desires more than corporate needs and desires.  Personally I blame that TV show ‘The Office’…talk about being gay in all the wrong ways honey.

Each scene follows a very basic formula of : “Hi, we need someone to come answer calls and/or file some things”…person arrives to take the job and all of a sudden without really any prompting from either party they then get down to enjoying each other’s cocks.  Now that’s an informal work enviroment for sure and one that I’m sure we all wish we could experience. It would certainly bring a rise to the day anyways.  The amateur nature I mentioned is evident in both the filming techniques and the almost awkward seeming camera-shy natures exhibited by the guys at times throughout Tempted.  To it’s credit, once the real sex action gets into full roll in this movie the fact that these guys cant act doesn’t matter at all anymore because they sure can fuck and suck cock.  While Tempted is not one of my favorite movies I have reviewed it is worth checking out sometime and the sex skills displayed will have you cumming buckets.  A resounding swirl of semeny swishes for the amateurs who made the grade…Tempted.

This movie pays homage (or should that be homoage) to the world’s most institutionalized way of having men meet men and share that bond (and bondage) of masculinity in an environment of their own…The World’s Navies.  There is just something breathtakingly hot and arousing about seeing a young stud wearing those uniforms with the flared out pant legs…the way they conform to the cute little butts, the oh so white and pure shirts with the floppy naughty nautical ties that say ‘ahoy sailor’ and those darling little white bucket sailor hats.  Very Basic Training brings that special something to you with an oceanic swell of pleasure in your pants.

These semen squirting seamen build up speed and momentum just like any battleship, destroyer or PT boat (I don’t know what a PT boat is, but it sure sounds fun and kinky) until the middle scene where we’re treated to a couple spunky sailors making some waves with each other.  So appropriately, Very Basic Training is like a very basic but fun wave…it starts off with a nice swell and reaches a peak that you ride and then brings you down with a bit more fun to finish your trip on the wave.  So even though Very Basic Training wasn’t the most hardcore tale of military machoism it was still entertaining and make me wonder if the word ’semen’ actually came from the word seamen, because they shoot such prodigious loads.  A couple of naughty nautical swishes to Very Basic Training and it would be nice for them to make a more hardcore version…special forces, recon or whatever.

There are more cream-filled twinkies in A Place of Their Own than in a Hostess factory. With the three fantastically erotic scenes put together it’s more than a six-pack of spongy cream-filled goodness and it artistically blended the real life difficulties for young gay men searching for a place to call home with the fantasies of being able to find such a place that is open and welcoming in more ways than they could possibly dream of.  Hopefully before they make A Place of Their Own 2 they will also be able to save up enough that they have some furniture in that place of their own, cos I’m sure their activities would be a little more enjoyable if they’d had an actual bed (or couch or anything) to make out on.

These young guys get to discover the time honored wisdom that ‘if you’re low on bread you can always give head’ as they have an erotic adventure finding a place to live.  The sex itself is supercalifragilisticexpialidociously sizzlingly sensational since each one of these lean lust machines is considerably well-hung, incredibly hot, and whether it’s one-on-one or group action, they are more than happy to put their cocksmanship skills to the test.  For those of you who like a little Latino action in your masturbatory motion-pictures, the producers of this movie are even kind enough to include some spicy salsa to the prodigious mix of cum that explodes throughout this movie.  A big hip-swinging swishing spraying semen salute of housewarming eroticism to A Place of Their Own.  PS, Get some furniture!!

The Selection 3 huh ?  I don’t know honey…I can’t see how this movie could be part of a series if the first two were like the third.  Personally when I watch a spicy movie to get some sizzle in my shizzle I prefer sex movies that actually have sex in them….like exsqueeze me but isn’t that the whole point of watching hardcore porn ?  But in The Selection 3 all we are really treated to is six short scenes of guys jacking off themselves (that’s right no playmate at all…not even someone else playing their own melody on their own skin-flute for a duet) and the only hardcore porn seems to be what a couple of the guys jacking off are watching…but not what we the viewer of the actual movie get to see.  Now you tell me….how fair is that ?

Yep that’s right…you heard me…no actual sex, no one sucking, no one jacking anyone else, no one fucking….just guys enjoying time alone.  Now this formula COULD have worked if they had maybe gotten guys who can suck their own cocks, or some studs who were incredibly well hung and you couldn’t help but marvel at their amazing cock size…but Nooooooo The Selection 3 doesn’t even do that in order to make their formula work….just your average eeny weeny weinies being jacked by weenies.  So sadly yeah this movie does not get a better review; instead it gets a recommendation to go watch something else instead…maybe something that has some actual hot muscly body on body action with cocks being shared with each other that you can really enjoy and shoot away to with a desire to watch again afterwards.

While it lacks some of the charm of the TV sitcom from which the title is derived ‘I Dream Of Jeannie’ it has some delicious frosted lucky charms of it’s own to bring home the bacon in every way. I Dream of Weenie is a fantastical tail of a tale about what youthful horny studs would do granted three wishes that he uses on sex.  Personally I would have been more extravagant with my wishes but I guess when you get as jaded as I am combined with an insatiable slutty nature you just think bigger.

Each and every one of these beefcake studs in this movie is well endowed and they all have perfect almost god-like physiques.  Any party they go to they are bringing along a six-pack.  Well as you can expect any wishes for sexual fulfillment get met and surpassed in scene after scene of hard-core sucking and fucking including one mind-blowing act of simultaneous enjoyment that cums through your screen with sheer intensity when a double dong is shared ass to ass and feet to feet slamming into each other at the same time.  Although the dialogue was somewhat corny the cum factor was full on for this movie so a thousand swishes of semen across that magic lamp of masturbatory pleasure; I Dream of Weenie.

You know that handy little 7-11 down on Market Street in San Francisco ?  (Well if you don’t you should totally go check it out…the night shift has this just to die for yummy clerk with a cute teardrop tattoo) Anyways this movie; He Swallows 2 should be what the 7-11s in the area use for their next big advertising campaign for Big Gulps.  The guys in this movie are ready willing and able to swallow some humungous loads and show that swallowing is a sport that knows no age group.

I think one of the things that really made this movie work for me is the variety presented even though they were all one-on-one scenes…the heat generated by the mixing of more mature experienced guys and eager young studs gave an extra spicy sizzle to the scenes.  This variety was enhanced even further because some of these studs (both the older and younger) had a slight mysteriously dusky skin-tone giving a mediteranean/latino inter-racial flavor to add to the mix.  The loads were profoundly prodigous and swallowed with professional enthusiasm.  A big gulping series of swishes for He Swallows 2