Maybe I just live in a totally social conscious town, or watch too many other tv stations instead of Fox, but all I’ve heard about the last week has been Earth Day. Now don’t get me wrong, I agree the earth is all far-out, hip, groovy and happening…and if I saw Mother Nature I would not hesitate to let her have a taste of my cock before I plowed it into her. What more respect for the earth could anybody expect from me? But I would like to use this porn review as a chance to bring out a movie to remind us that the earth isn’t the only far-out groovy thing to celebrate, and that we can also enjoy the glory of a full moon.

In porn, just like in life, there are two sets of sluts…first you have your cock and pussy and tit loving, ball sucking fuck-me fuck-me basic slut. Then you have the chicks in this movie…which is your basic slut plus the eagerness to take it in every hole as well as getting more than one filled at the same time…the super-sluts around which so many intense splooge sessions for serious jackers revolve.

Three cheers for the chicks in All About Ass 2. Since I’m doing this review as a ‘Moon Day’ review I must say this is the most awesome movie to do it to.

Four scenes to jam out to while you watch these super-sluts in action. They do not hesitate to use these cocks in any way that they can, and go totally crazy loud while they explode in hole filled orgasm after hole filled orgasm until finally they get to show us that their love for cum is equal to their love for cock.

All About Ass 2 highlights ass action at its finest, gets four cocks-up and the recommendation that you don’t forget about the Moon in all the hub-bub about Earth Day, and make sure you get some anal action tonight.

Video 10 serves up a hot group of clips staring the sexy Lucas in their film “Best of the Brigade 6.” As with the others, this collection of clips will really get your meat hard and your blood pumping!

The first video on our tour is from “Chance Meetings”. Two sexy twinks, Lucas and Ken, meet on the street while one is walking his dog. They return to Lucas’ house for some coffee and perhaps more fun ways to warm up in the cold. Once the pot is on, these two get turned on as well! They start making out while Lucas takes his time to taste all over Ken’s body. He makes it down to his cock, and swallows that precious package. Up on the table, Lucas gets some warm mouth action on his cock for awhile. The two sixty-nine in front of a mirror before Lucas gets rimmed then fucked. Talk about passing the time! They both cum but it turns out Ken wasn’t really interested in the coffee anyway!

The next two hotties’ scene takes place in a film called “Office Affairs.” The sexy Lucas is back again and he’s a cute little secretary! He looks so handsome in a suit! A hottie cums in to apply for a job and Lucas looks it over. He wants this guy to prove he’s better than the other applicants. The hottie proceeds to prove it by making out with Lucas. Where does that skill go on the resume? The two close up the office for a bit while they strip and feel all over each other. All work and no play make’s F’lamin Yon a dull boy! After some hot dry grinding, Lucas fingers the hottie’s ass then sinks his cock into him. The hottie cums first, then sucks on Lucas’ cock until he blows his wad right into the hottie’s eye. Oh well, at least they got the shot. Unfortunately for the hottie, the boss is always supposed to cum first so he doesn’t get the job.

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The next scene is from “Tender in the Grass” which F’lamin Yon has reviewed before! A hottie meets up with twink out in the woods. The twink is trying to fix his tractor but the sexy Lucas has other ideas. The two start making out on the tractor, rubbing their bodies together. The twink starts sucking off Lucas’s cock while he’s perched on the steering wheel. Lucas returns the favor to his hard working twink then gets rimmed and fingered! Finally, the twink bends the sexy Lucas over and fucks his beautiful ass. The two jerk themselves off to a creamy finish and the scene ends.

The fourth scene is from another video F’lamin Yon has reviewed, “Loser Takes All.” Lucas and a hottie are playing table soccer when they make a sexy wager. Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on how you look at it, Lucas loses. So the sexy twink gets ready to pay his debts. The two start making out and Lucas starts swallowing cock. His sexy friend returns the favor before bending Lucas over to rim his ass. Up on the table Lucas continues his excellent cock sucking skills then he’s bent over again to be given a good hard fuck. They continue over on the couch and they both cum.

The last scene is from a video called “Twink: The Movie.” Sounds interesting, F’lamin Yon must try and find it! A hot pantsed Lucas is spotted by another twink who shows him some hot interest. They go to Lucas’ house to have some fun with each other. His bed is big, and their lust for each other is even bigger. The making out starts and the clothes begin to cum off. Lucas’ first interest is his new friend’s cock which he sucks down his throat. The new friend is damn good at a good cock suck as well, and proves it on Lucas’s hard meat. Later, Lucas rims the beautiful twink’s ass then fucks it hard into the bed. Lucas gets the same treatment from his friend as they trade places. They both cum and the scene ends.

This series always makes F’lamin Yon happy! Their collection of videos staring one hot actor is always a delicious group of videos! Lucas is damn hot and F’lamin Yon loves to watch his body work! Seven face towels were used for this film! Muah!

People have accused me of being a racist, but this is highly unfair and I think watching and somewhat enjoying this movie shows how accepting I am. My appreciation for nympho negresses rises just like my cock did during the final rocking scene of this movie, and one day when I own my harem I’m gonna make damn sure to have a few bodacious black bunnies included…see, I’m sexist not racist, just like this movie.

Back in the archaic old days of Mr. Tibbs, it was a hanging offense for black dudes to go nailing what we would now call milf’s. If you ask me it’s a little redundant to hang the hung, but these modern day Millie’s certainly take advantage of the extra meat these well-hung ebony motherfuckers are packing and get jammed like there is no tomorrow blasting your senses with their sheer sluttiness as they get jammed.Then for a polarity switch around in the final scene we have the nymphoid negress I referred to earlier, and even though it’s an interracial movie she also prefers the dark meat when she gets down n nasty.

Chaos In The Jungle gets three cocks-up for decent jackable material and the moral that if you’ve gotta white wife, no matter how much she likes the white meat…one day she will try the dark.

Now like many of you I could say that foot fetishing isn’t my bag baby, but foot fetish or not, unless you’re a fag fetish, this movie, Toe Jam 6 is worth killing time jacking to simply because, even if you don’t have a foot fetish I bet you do have a wet pussy fetish, and fuck, do these sluts ever get hot and turned getting their tender tootsies titillated.

Now if I was a foot fetish freak I would take this movie and edit it because even though the chicks are hot and their sluttiness factor is high…the actual sex itself is not a priority in this movie…like most of the actual intercourse is a cock fucking feet instead of pussy. So I would take some nasty all holes filled, no holes barred slutfest gangbang creampie flick and edit these two movies together so that the hot sluts in Toe Jam 6 could get to be in the fuck film that they rightly deserve to be in, and enjoy whatever foot freakiness I may have going.

Toe Jam 6 gets three cocks-up. It would be a two, but I can never say no to true sluttiness, so they get an extra point.

There are certain people in the world who have helped in many of civilization’s advances; architects, physicists, philosophers, and sluts. All of these people understood that in many situations, and hypothetical situations there were holes in reality that needed to be filled.

This film, Double Dipped 2, is a giant kudos to all of these people who have understood that holes need to be filled…well, the sluts anyway.

Man this movie is totally slutteriffic, sploogetastic and downright nasty to the extreme. Four scenes…any of which you can blow your load to, and they must have searched for some of the sluttiest ebony sex stars they could find. These yummy chocolate cum suckers’ only problem is that they are under achievers…cos man, when you have chicks as slutty as this wanting to take it in every hole, begging the dudes fucking them to delve deeper into their dusky goodness, it just becomes a fudge mountain of fuck goodness.

The cocks that these sluts are being slammed with are fucking huge and Double Dipped 2 gets four hard cocks-up for its downright slutty action. Next time make it a gangbang and they’ll get five.

Take a ride in the sky…on a ship fantasize…all your dreams will come true…man, Earth Wind and Fire understood bringing fantasies to life as well as setting the groove and getting the funk out. Now Fantasies of the Flesh has some semi-known pornstars sharing their fantasies with us. I guess these fuck-models have had their originality and imagination fucked right out of them.

Now you would think that with everything these porn actors and actresses have done, get to do, and have seen, that they would have broader than just standard top ten list fuck-fantasies. It seemed to me more like they were reading a script of what their fantasies were (or trying to read them) probably based on a cosmopolitan magazine poll of top ten fantasies.

FANTASIES of the FLESH

Fantasizing about being locked up and then having some group sex, squirting chicks, two girls on a guy, semi-exotic locations (but nowhere that the average John and Jane Doe don’t go)…c’mon man, these are things that these porn actors and actresses do all the time in their other movies. If these really are their fantasies, then at least they are incredibly lucky in that they get their fantasies fulfilled so often. The sex in the movie was decent enough, but if they are fuckstars, then it damn well better be.

Fantasies of the Flesh gets two cocks-up for some superior photography as well as decent sex, but unless you’re shopping for a movie based on some funky photography work as well as Ken and Barbie fuck-models, I would look for something else to watch.

Celestial takes it to the stars in their toe-sucking adventure “Feet and Inches.”  These hotties and twinks have only one thing on their mind and it’s just what F’lamin Yon has in mind too!

The first scene takes place in a pretty little park where a hottie is enjoying the scenery.  He spots a sexy twink walking nearby and the two sit to talk.  The twink’s parents are out of town so he invites his new friend over to his pink room.  The two get comfortable on his bed before getting pleasurable with each other.  The twink strips his new friend, and sucks off his thick meat.  Later, he gets the same treatment from the friendly stranger.  A bit of toe sucking really gets things sizzling between these two hotties.  The twink gets it even hotter by rimming his lover before pounding his ass into the bed.  They both cum a few minutes later after their hot fuckfest then the hottie leaves.

Next up another hottie goes to visit a friend who’s getting ready to watch a sports game.  When asked to go get the pan for the nachos, the hottie decides to do a little underwear diving in the laundry.  Suddenly, he’s caught but instead of punishment, he gets the reward of playing with some underwear still on the hottie!  However, the underwear aren’t there long as the hottie has a taste for cock as well.  His friend is more than willing to share in the pleasure, as he blows the hottie’s hard cock.  Later, he gets rimmed and fingered over the washer.  To repay his friend for his naughty ways, the hottie bends him over the washer and gives him a good slow fuck.  They both jerk off to end their dirty little game.

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The third scene has a hitchhiker trying to catch a ride.  A twink stops and offers him a ride into the city.  Back at the twink’s house, the two start making out infront of a warm fire.  They are naked pretty quick, and blow jobs are traded between the two sexy boys.  A hot sixty-nine, as well as some toe sucking.  The twink gets rimmed by his cute guest, then the tables are turned with an added fingering.  Finally, the twink sinks his cock deep into his guest’s ass and fucks him hard.  It doesn’t take much for him to cum, so he lets his guest have a go at his ass.  The guest jerks himself to completion and the scene ends.

The last scene has two hotties watching a very bad TV show.  One wants some action but the other wants to watch TV.  The twink is persistent with his lover and eventually convinces him to play.  One good stroke deserves another, as the twink strokes and sucks his lover’s cock.  The lover is quick to respond to his affection, and is soon blowing the twink’s thick meat.  They both sixty-nine on the couch before doing some toe-sucking.  Later, the twink rims his hot lover then gets a tongue to his own ass.  Finally, the twink sinks his cock into his lover’s hot ass and rides him good and steady.  Not long after they both cum and the scene ends.

This video was excellent!  The boys were hot, the quality was excellent, and the cock was plentiful!  A good all around video for toe-sucking lovers to enjoy!  Seven face towels were used for this film!  Muah!

I may be a little bit of an ignorant red-necked pervo at times, but I’ve gotta say that in a whacked out way this is the kinkiest movie I’ve ever seen because as far as I understand it, these Hindu/Muslim/Middle Eastern religious types are totally uptight and their bitches aren’t even supposed to show off their skin (though I’d kinda figured it was just cos they were hairy and ugly) and therefore they totally are going to their demon infested Hindu/Muslim hell…kinda like some European film of nuns having sex or whatever.

So anyway, just like those freaky Germans showed us after we let down the wall, let them loose to let their inhibitions run wild (essentially letting the animals out of the cages)…repression breeds decadence and after watching this movie, from now on when I’m walking down the street, I’m going to look a little closer to try and get a peek under that shawl or whatever it’s called that they wear…maybe take my cell phone and go for some up-veil shots at the local Homeland Security Office.

Three scenes of surprisingly sizzling sex show that regardless of customs, religions, and political differences…a slut is a slut. These chicks are totally eager to gobble up whatever cock is put in front of them and they don’t much care which lips or hole do the gobbling.

I thank Bollywood Bang 2 for expanding my perceptions and give it an open-minded four cocks-up and I look forward to reviewing some animated middle eastern porn where the prophet Mohammed bangs a harem.

Oh Man! Studios gives viewers a glimpse into the porn industry’s webcam work. But, they never focus on one boy for very long which leaves F’lamin Yon rather frustrated. At least there’s plenty of hot guys!

The first scene has a hottie walking down the street to an apartment complex. He heads for his place and starts doing some work on the computer. He must run a porn site, as four studios are up and running with two solos and two couples. The fourth studio has two very hot guys getting into their job. The hottie speaks into a microphone that seems to be connected to all the studios. The first hottie is being directed as he power pumps his hard cock. The second and third hottie gets the same direction as they pump and finger themselves. The third hottie gets another to join him and suck his thick meat. There is a sudden error in the video feed for one couple as they make out. This is very disorganized, they should focus on only one couple or solo at a time. The scene cuts back to the third hottie and his lover who is still giving him a good blow. Then its back to another couple. Stick with one set guys, seriously. F’lamin Yon is impressed by the guys, but deeply unimpressed that they switch back and forth between so many at once.

The second scene starts off with the third hottie still getting sucked. The hottie soon sucks off and rims his hot co-worker before fingering his tight ass. Later, it’s the third hottie that’s getting sucked and fingered. Finally, he sinks his cock into his co-worker’s ass and fucks him hard. They take several positions and F’lamin Yon is just glad they are mostly sticking to just this couple. Then, he switches the scene to the other couple who are also fucking. Make up your mind dude, it’s very confusing. Back and forth, back and forth; not a great way to make a film. Suddenly, the webmaster switches between all his boys yet again. Many of them cum but still F’lamin Yon is not impressed.

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Back in the studio, the webmaster is looking at the roof terrace. A twink shows up to do his scene and meets Jason coming up the stairs. It’s not long before he’s got Jason up against the wall and is fucking him hard. Meanwhile, the webmaster is still waiting. They stop suddenly and the hottie continues walking. Jason finally shows up and starts playing with himself. Jason finishes his solo performance with a creamy ending. No sooner than he finishes, the webmaster’s boyfriend walks in to continue with his own studios. A new set of boys is up for solos. He directs them all before stripping down to jerk himself off as he watches. Who says work can’t be a pleasure? Still F’lamin Yon doesn’t like all the skipping around. All the boys play around with themselves, and the webmaster does a good job himself. One of the solos becomes a couple as a twink enters the scene for some play. He gets sucked off then he sucks his playmate off.

The last scene continues pretty much the same as the others. There is a lot of skipping around between studios showing the boys doing various hot acts. But F’lamin Yon is so frustrated he’s not even going to attempt to describe all the scene changes. They all cum as well as the webmaster.

Oh Man! Studios had F’lamin Yon saying “Oh Man” but not in a good way. They could have made a wonderful film with just the boys from the first two scenes. All the skipping around and mixing was very frustrating. Lots of sex but not enough attention to detail makes this film a flop. Four face towels were used for this film. Muah.

Cum Swingers is a sploogetastically cum soaked orgasmic odyssey into the world of slut-filled sex. If cheaply produced porn had such a thing as a casting agent, the dude who picked these chicks should be highly commended and rewarded for knowing true sluttiness when he sees it. While the opening minutes of each scene show us that these chicks can’t act worth shit, the rest of the movie shows us that they can fuck and suck like true pros.

Cum Swingers is one of those rare porn movies that leave you wanting more even after it’s finished, and I’m willing to bet that if your thumb hits the fast forward button it’s only by accident as you’re having a little seizure of pleasure while jacking it to this movie.

Even though it does leave you wanting more, Cum Swingers’ three sextastic scenes are definitely filled with enough action to satisfy you. Two chicks enjoying each other, sharing a dude, getting fucked by a couple dudes, group scenes, creampies, facials, anal pounding…it’s all here man.

Cum Swingers gets a rare five cocks-up!!!!!