Goddam you Fox TV. I hope your producers and writers all burn in some HBO crafted hell. Why does this movie bring on this rant you ask? Because (phony) ‘reality’ shows are destroying the entertainment industry…next thing you know they will have ‘reality’ plays on Broadway, but oh my god bringing that shit into porn…if I wanted shit in porn I would be watching scat.

Four mostly time wasting scenes of bimbos who dyslexically deliver a diahretic diatribe where you go oh-my-god won’t you ever shut up and use your mouth for something other than yapping away, like seriously dude, the beginning of each of these scenes you may as well just go off and grab a cheeseburger or something.

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Now to be fair, I will admit that if you were to edit out the bimbo babble and splice together just the sex, then some of this movie would be splooge-worthy.

Loose morals 2 gets that oh so loose number, a zero, on the cocks-up scale because even though like I said, the sex was hot, porn needs to remember that it is porn, and it isn’t there to entertain or to try to be intelligent.

Video 10 shows the day to day workings of a porn magazine in their film “Indulge.” From the photographers to the writers, this video shows why working in the industry can be one of the most rewarding experiences you will ever have.

The first scene has an office boy talking to his photographer, Cole. They are doing a shot and he needs those pictures. Another hottie comes in and complains about Cole always being late. He suggests firing him but it’s a no go. A writer for the magazine also seems to be late, so he’s going to work late to finish his project. Another hottie also has to stay late so at least they won’t be alone. Back with Cole, he’s shooting one sexy stud out by a pool. Suddenly, he’s in a studio and stark naked! He talks about his job but F’lamin Yon is quiet distracted by that big cock of his. The scene cuts back to model then an interview with him. The scene keeps cutting and gives little excerpts from each of the guys. It finally ends with Cole and the model. They are both aroused, so they decide to end the shot with a little sex play. They start making out and tasting each other’s hot flesh. Cocks are stroked before the model gets his mouth all over Cole’s thick meat. Then they jerk each other off for a bit, loving the feel of another man’s hand on their hard flesh. Later, Cole rims his sweet model’s beautiful ass then slides his cock into it. They fuck hard on the hood of the jeep, F’lamin Yon hopes that’s a good wax job! The end features Cole rimming the model while jerking himself off to cumming, then letting the model blow his wad onto him.

Back at the office, the worker boy talks to his boyfriend on the phone. He invites his man to the office for a bite to eat. The other two boys are hard at work when the art director gets a call from two hard body studs. The stud wants to subscribe to a new magazine. His boyfriend is a little jealous he has so many subscriptions. He explains it as they are just to look at, his boyfriend is who he wants to have sex with. He further provides proof of this as he leans over to make out with him. Hands begin to stroke hidden cocks, and hips grind as mouths explore hot flesh. The boyfriend sucks the stud off, then gets his own flesh blown. He uses his uncut cock like a treat as he dangles his flesh over his boyfriend’s mouth then the two sixty-nine. Finally, the stud slides himself down onto the boyfriend’s cock and gets his ass pounded. They both cum and the scene ends.

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The office boy’s lover is there and he’s not hungry for good reason. The two start making out immediately and the lover fondles his cock. But it’s the office boy who has the first taste of cock in his mouth, as he strips his lover down and swallows his thick meat. They jerk off a bit in his chair while the office boy gets fingered. Later, he slides himself down onto his lover’s thick cock and enjoys the stress relief. The office boy cums first then his boyfriend blows his wad.

The last scene is with the two late working hotties. The writer says he’s horny but the other is rather hesitant. The writer is persistent and the two start making out. F’lamin Yon can tell you, writing can be a horny job! The writer gets his cock looked over then sucked down. He returns the favor with a passion that only the creative can give. Later, he uses that horniness to fuck his dear coworker. Then they trade places! They both cum and F’lamin Yon hopes they can actually get some work done now!

This film was very well done! The plot was decent, the guys were hot, and damn if F’lamin Yon doesn’t wish he worked for that magazine! Hot office sex seems like a great benefit to me! Seven face towels were used for this film. Muah!

Dude….as if….unfortunately right wing fascist America that we live in now is like totally wayyy too conservative for us to have such a cool place to hang and bang. Something like this you gotta go to eastern Germany or some equally debauched disneyland of decadence out there in nowadays euro-slut Europe. But as far as a fantastical fantasyland to fuck in, Club Godiva is a place and a movie that will roxor your boxers.

Five scenes of the most sweet-ass place in the world to take a load off your feet and some other places that you totally need to get a load off of. Hot chicks willing, ready and eager to fulfill any fantasies that come into their club (mainstream ones anyway) and sizzle onto your screen as they hungrily gobble cock and in one particular super hot scene we get treated to some noisy finger banging and labia on labia action for a lucky customer’s pleasure.

All in all Club Godiva was a decent flick with better than average production values and the number one super seller for all movies, chicks that loved to fuck and gets a fantastical four cocks-up.
Damn tho, they really need to open one of these type of clubs over here.

Video 10 takes a trip to the islands, where sex in the rainforest is part of the adventure in “Honolulu House Party.” From tree houses to down on the ground, these guys will do it anywhere!

The first scene has two studs exploring a treetop cabin. They have to cross a plank bridge to get to it, so this must be one hell of a vacation! Out in the rainforest, the two are hot for some jungle love. They both strip down and the tan hottie goes for his paler lover’s pale root. They trade places as the pale hottie sucks down that dark meat. The scene takes a short cut to two long haired hotties walking naked along the beach. Where is this place? F’lamin Yon is already packing his bags! They go over to a low hanging tree where one starts sucking the other. Later, he bends over the branch to let his friend rim his beautiful ass. Finally, the settle on the ground and one slides his cock deep into his friend’s beautiful ass. They both cum, but what is the fate of the first two hotties?

Scene two continues the first pair’s happy story as the pale hottie serves up his ass for a good rimming by his tan partner. Finally, the tan hottie offers up his ass for a good hard fucking against the railing. The tan hottie gets his chance to pound into the pale hottie’s ass, and boy does he go at it! The paler hottie goes back to fucking his lover, and the two later cum all over each other. They get dressed and go to leave, running into a long haired hottie on the way out.

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The third scene has a cruiser picking up a hottie. They are going to a party and it will definitely be fun! They get to the house and go out to the pool where there are more hotties having some wild wet fun. Two of the swimmers go back inside to “take care” of some hard business. But the door they try is already “occupied”. They go out into the forest and start making out. The military cut boy is the first with a cock in his mouth and he polishes that gun like a pro! Later, he gets sucked off by his brunette lover then fucked hard. They both cum then head back to the party.

The last scene has one hottie returning after the party is over because he thought he left something there. What he left was the twink that drops to his knees and starts sucking off the hottie. That thick meat is hard to swallow, but the twink does a good job! They go down the stairs but don’t get all the way as the hottie pushes the twink onto the rail and blows his mind. They move to the living room for more blowjobs. As he hottie blows him, the twink uses a dildo in his ass. That dildo is soon replaced by the hottie’s cock. He pulls out to blow his wad on the twink then watch him jerk off.

What a great film! Hawaii never ceases to make F’lamin Yon both horny and happy. These guys were hot, horny, and ready to fuck in the middle of the rainforest! How exotic!! Seven face towels were used for this video! Aloha Muah!

The 80’s meet whatever the hell we call what we’re in now in this very basic yet often hot flick. First we’ve got these chicks playing karate kid as they whacks on and whack off these dudes and then they show they can really pump up the volume as they bring these lucky guys to some pulse pounding eruptions.

Personally I think it’s much hotter when you watch some ultra-slut getting totally banged and then cum sprayed all over her, but hey in almost all of these ten tempestuous scenes you can tell that these chicks totally dig cock and majorly get off on stroking these guys and milking them til they shoot off.

Handjobs 10 gets two waiting to be satisfied cocks-up but would have gotten a much higher score if they had raised the bar a bit higher themselves.

Video 10 makes traffic a bit more bearable with their film “Driven By Lust.” This exclusive club gives it’s members tags to show others they are open to….carpooling….of a sort.

In the opening scene, a guy asks his friend James what’s wrong. He’s not use to L.A. so he wonders how he can get some ass. James is told about a club for guys who get stuck in traffic. You put the membership tag around your rearview mirror to signal your want for love. He talks about his friend Tony who just joined. The scene cuts to Tony finding a new blonde friend and driving off with him. The two go back to the blonde’s place and start making out. Tony slides down to suck off the blonde’s uncut cock. Talk about traffic driving you nuts! A dildo suddenly appears as the blonde sucks off Tony. Later, Tony slides his ass down onto his blonde friend’s cock and rides away. F’lamin Yon guesses they forgot about the dildo. The two hot drivers cum and the scene ends.

James is really interested, and even asks if he can wear it around his neck. There are a great many pedestrians in L.A. so this works too. James is told about Paul, who goes to an alley behind his house to get some tail. Paul is standing there when a short stud walks up to see his decal. He shows off his own and the two look damn interested. They go inside Paul’s house, the hottie acting all cool. The camera angle changes to a “peephole” look as Paul demands his new friend get on his knees and suck him off. Being naked helps things move faster in this act as the hottie gladly does what he is told. Paul then sucks off the hottie, who is already wearing a cock ring, and fingers his ass. Finally, he starts fucking that tight ass. Paul returns the favor and lets the hottie fuck him against the counter. The two jerk themselves off to a creamy finish.

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The next story James hears is about two friends who ordered a pizza, only to find their delivery boy had more to offer them than delicious food. The two watch TV while they wait for their food, but one seems more interested in having some fun while they wait. They start making out as the stud mouths all over his tattooed lover. He goes for his cock and swallows it like a starving man. Those huge balls could use some work too fella! The lover blows him in return then they trade back places. Suddenly, the pizza is here so one throws on some pants and goes to answer the door. They show off tags and the delivery boy gets one hell of a tip. Pizza forgotten, these boys go straight for some sausage! A daisy chain is quickly formed. Then the two have a fuck and suck with the delivery boy in the middle. Talk about a good tip! All three blow their wad and bask in the creamy goodness of their lust.

In the last scene, James decides he can’t wait to get a membership and decides his friend will do just fine. His head is pulled to a hot crotch and James starts sucking on some Peter! That boy can REALLY deep throat despite the long cock he’s sucking. Then his friend returns the favor by giving James a great teasing blow. Next, James gets rimmed and fingered as he exposes his beautiful ass to his friend. Finally, his friend sinks his huge cock into James’ ass and hits it hard. F’lamin Yon hopes that’s a strong chair! They move to the sturdier desk as James continues to get fucked. The two jerk themselves off then his friend reveals his already a member of DBL. Not really surprising there, Ha!

F’lamin Yon really enjoyed this video and would enjoy it even more if he could get a membership to that club as well! These guys were damn hot and damn lucky! If only all you had to do was show a symbol and it was time for sex!! Seven face towels were used for this film. Muah!!

This movie is a total documentary man…like if you wonder what some 30-something hot-to-trot real life MILF is like, check this movie out. It shows you that basically they consist of some cock-craved nympho who starts off yapping away endlessly blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and then mysteriously switching from using her mouth to talk to using her body to fuck.

So yeah, in four fairly hot and hardcore tent-rising scenes we get to see that deep down (and I mean DEEP) 30-something wives just want to yammer away pointlessly until finally somebody drives the point that they want home in all their holes.

MILTF 12 was a pretty decent view but finding cock-hungry eager to be fucked MILFs is about as hard as talking a teenager into killing themselves. Three cocks-up for MILTF 12.

“Four Play” gives four delicious scenes with some damn hot sex by Video 10. F’lamin Yon loved each scene for its own unique flavor and so will you!

The opening scene is “The Sleepover” where two hotties are asleep in their separate beds. One seems restless and slips his hand down for some undercover action. His friend wakes up to find his roommate in a hard situation. He gives him a bit of a scare by turning on the light, but offers to give him something much more pleasurable; his mouth! The roommate swallows that big cock deep into his throat. But, when the roommate wants a return of service, the friend is hesitant. But he wants to at least try. He takes some hesitant licks before sliding the whole thing in his mouth. He really plays it up as being his first cock, even F’lamin Yon is convinced! He seems to get the hang of it and gives a decent first blow! They trade places again then sixty-nine. This boy’s getting a whole range of new experiences! The roommate also shows him the joy of rimming and he wants to try it out himself! He dives right into that, then gets to stick his cock in there. Always the dessert to a fine meal, that ass is definitely feeling good! The friend cums all over his roommate’s ass then jerks him off. He had so much fun at the sleep over that they plan another one!

The next scene is called “Fancy Meeting You Here.” Outside a Quik-E-Mart two hotties meet up. They go back to one’s apartment for some soda and settle down in the kitchen. The two start making out after a quick drink. What was in that soda? The hottie with the large tattoo gets his cock sucked first. He gives just as good as he gets though, and the two are hard as rocks! The tattooed hottie rims his sexy new friend before he gets fucked by him on the counter! They fuck until they both cum and the scene ends.

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The third scene is a scarier one titled “Breaking and Entering.” However F’lamin Yon’s perverted mind took that in a whole new direction. A naughty thief breaks into house where a twink is reading on the bed. The thief makes it in and starts looking through his stuff. The alarm sounds and they fight! Oh the Drama! The twink wins and forces the thief into the bedroom. There is minor struggle on the thief’s part then he strips him. They start making out and the twink makes the thief suck his cock and suck his balls. Then, he even makes him rim his sweet ass. Finally, the twink slids his cock into that naughty ass and pounds some sweet justice into him. In the end they both jerk off. That thief sure learned his lesson!

The last scene in the video is called “The Houseboy’s Revenge.” A poor boy is shoveling the walk when his lover yells at him to hurry up. Later, he’s cleaning the bathroom and gets more insults. He even gets insulted while doing the laundry. He forces his “master” to the ground and makes him suck his cock. Somehow, F’lamin Yon thinks that was the whole point of the master’s insults. But the houseboy does take some pity on him and sucks on his curved cock. Lastly, the houseboy fucks his master’s sweet ass. Then the two cum and the scene ends with the master doing the ironing.

These scenes really held their own in this film! Each one had two hotties, some great sex, and even great subtitles! F’lamin Yon knew what was going on; always a plus! Seven face towels were used for this video. Muah!

Hey Hese…After watching Amateur Hood Humpin 3 I totally feel like getting in a pimped out lowrider and cruising to pick up some righteous black ho to give me some sugar and open both her front and back doors for me to take a ride.

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These obsidian orgasm machines milk these lucky dudes dry but sadly we’re limited to only three scenes. It’s a shame cos some chicks are made for fucking and that is oh so true of these ebony hued whores.

Amateur Hood Humpin 3 gets three cocks-up for its three rim-rocking scenes.

Video 10 takes one long scene and tries to cut it into pieces for more enjoyment in their film “Blackhattan 3.” Unfortunately they fail miserably at it.

The opening scene shows the bustling New York street, then cuts to two sexy bruthas enjoying each other’s company. They start to enjoy it more as hands and mouths come into contact. One’s mouth seeks out the delicious treat of his brutha’s cock, when suddenly a third brutha comes along to join in the fun! The third starts rimming the blowing brutha. Then ANOTHER brutha joins in on the fun! He sucks off the third brutha’s big black cock. Finally a FIFTH brutha comes along and gets his cock sucked by the first brutha. As the studs bend one over for some fun, a sixth brutha comes in. Gosh these guys are very friendly! There is more rimming and blow jobs to be passed around. The scene cums to a end but no one cums.

The scene is carried on into the next one with more blowjobs. And there is more rimming. Lots and lots of rimming. And that’s pretty much it. Six guys, you’d think more would be going on.

The third scene is just more blowing, but now there’s some sex going on behind them! One dark brutha is pounding away into the ass of another brutha. The others watch while masturbating or continue blowing. Another couple start having sexy against the wall.

The last scene has more blowjobs and more sex. This has already made F’lamin Yon bored. They all cum and F’lamin Yon is left with very little doubt as to the quality of this film.

This film was horrible. Yes, the men were hot but taking one long scene and cutting it into four was not the best way to do this video. They could have easily taken all six that were present and made one group sex scene and three couples scenes. F’lamin Yon is not impressed. One face towel was used for this film. Muah.