Pilots really know how to handle their sticks and nothing proves that better than Video 10’s “Hanger 69.” While the translations desperately need some work, the action itself is pleasing to the eye as well as the nice machinery pictured in the film.

In the first scene two high flyers take off into the wild blue yonder. They aren’t up long, but the flight does take up about six minutes of time before we see the two main boys of the scene. They trade words about the bad piece of flying equipment, but F’lamin Yon wishes they’d get more concerned about their own equipment. Since the guy flew rather badly, his superior demands some payment for watching. The pilot strips down while his superior gets his dick hard for his hot mouth. He doesn’t do a good job getting hard at first but that sweet mouth cures that problem. He even shows the young cadet his own skills as he sucks on that hard cock of his. However, F’lamin Yon is not impressed with his skills because he could use some deep-throat lessons. Soon the superior is laid back over the wing, and his asshole gets a good rimming and fingering. Finally, the cadet flies up into his superior’s tight ass with his jumbo jet. In the end, the pilot cums all over his superior’s ass. The superior jerks off onto his pilot’s boots. This ends an average scene.

The next scene has two hot mechanics working on a plane in their cute blue overalls. The uniforms look a little too clean to be mechanics in F’lamin Yon’s opinion. They should be as dirty as their minds. One is caught masturbating, and the heat begins to rise as these two decide to fix each other’s problems. They both strip down to reveal hard rods just aching for some good service. One drops to his knees and gives a good blowjob to a very ready cock. They trade places as the other mechanic proves he’s got excellent service skills. Up on the plane, the brunette gives his sexy co-worker a good tongue lashing across his asshole. There is some rather bad translation for this film, and F’lamin Yon suggests new translators because they referred to the wrong anatomy when rimming and fingering. Finally, he sinks his tool deep into his co-worker’s ass and rides him high. He pulls out to jerk himself off onto his friend’s chest while the friend shots his wad a bit later. Another average scene.

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The next scene has two studly pilots venturing into the pleasure hanger for some lessons with one pilot being very unhappy about the mechanic’s work. They are pretty routine and rather boring with little to no translation. Finally, they pull out their flight sticks and start navigating their way towards a more pleasurable outcum. The unhappy pilot is quickly made much happier with a cock to suck on. They switch places as the instructor gives the pilot’s cock some decent attention. Once they are hard and ready to fly, they both strip their clothes off. The instructor gets a good rimming before the pilot sinks his cock into him. They fuck good and hard for awhile and the pilot cums on his instructor’s ass. The instructor shoots his wad onto the pilot’s chest.

The last scene has a sexy stud playing with a toy plane in a dark hanger. The translations are lacking and those that are there aren’t very good. The pilot has a way with his own words and gets the other stud to start fondling his groin. The two move to make out and strip down before the pilot gets his rod licked and sucked by his new friend. From free standing to leaning back against the plane, his friend really loves that piece of cock. They trade places with the friend standing on the wing as the pilot maneuvers his mouth around his long cock. Then he’s bent over, and a hot tongue dances up his crack and into his ass. It’s not long before the pilot is ready to pound that ass. They stay in the same position the whole time and only change their pace once or twice. F’lamin Yon says that variety is nice. Finally, the pilot shoots his missile over the broad back of his friend. The friend jerks himself off at the foot of the pilot.

“Hanger 69” left F’lamin Yon hanging with so little translation or really bad translation. The action was pleasant, but not hard pounding and risqué as it should have been considering the location. The guys were really hot and helped boost F’lamin Yon’s hard opinion of this video. Four face towels were used for this film. Translation books help, guys. Muah!!

A virtuous vixen squeezes a tube of passionate pigment…yet…is she ready to illustrate upon the Carnal Canvass?! In Gallery of Sin 2, the theme of Dance exposes the primitive erotic cravings that cry for hot physical contact! The dance and the paintings simultaneously release the creativity that spawn the need to own a moment of erotic exhibitionism and spew the seeds of genius while satisfying the beast within.

Lola, a witch faced looking chick, dances around a stripper pole to arouse her man. While the other strippers look on, Lola then works her magic using her mouth on dude’s cock before enchanting him to tongue tip her clit. She then sits on a barstool in a butterfly shape while dude thrusts her. Dude takes a seat and has the whore ride his cock. They then get in doggy until it’s moneyshot time. The Whackman doesn’t agree with the choice in music (elevator shit) playing.

A blonde sex kitten named Bunny Luv makes her man pray to her pussy with his tongue. Bunny wraps her mouth around dude’s cock next, and after, takes a nice, rough seat on it. Her tits bounce gloriously while her ass claps. She is then on her back with her knees to her shoulders while dude continues to ravish her cunt. Bunny gets in all fours to get more mileage added on that shaved pussy, and her ass gets drizzled with cum.

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The foreign blonde import Sophie Evans shuts up by filling her mouth with her man’s cock while using a dildo (that’s attached on a wall) on herself. Sophie is then drilled with cock while they stand and facing each other. Sophie sits on dude and bounces rhythmically with dude. They get in doggystyle and dude splats her on her back.

Two tramps (amber haired Imelda and dirty blonde Cherry Mirage) simultaneously suck a dude’s cock in a ménage e trois scene. Then Cherry works downstairs on Imelda while Imelda continues on dude. Cherry then gets eaten out by Imelda while dude pulverizes her cunt. Cherry goes for a ride while dude’s face is smothered with Imelda’s twat. Cherry gets dildoed by Imelda while dude doggies the shit out of her. Cherry is the recipient of the dude’s milky goods.

In the final scene, the sexy blonde Samantha gets her cookie nibbled on by her man before sitting on a rock to slob her man down. Samantha climbs on top of her man and takes dude cock into the depths of her pussy. She then lies on her back to get the continued railing on her twat and her fake tits bounce real good. While in doggy, dude takes it slow at first and then takes it into hyper speed before letting it all drain out.

Gallery of Sin 2 opened up shaky, but the rest of the way was a smooth tour of the gallery. The elevator music didn’t deter these whores from performing as well as they did—and it was above par. The Whackman appreciates the artistry that Jerome Tanner attempted to present and in doing so, 6 loads were popped off to a successful gallery display of sluts.

In a very well-done film, Video 10 has accomplished the difficult task of combining hot actors, beautiful locations, and exciting sex into one convenient package. If you want a taste of all the basics of beautiful man sex, then this is the video for you!!

The first scene introduces the cute boys of the film. There are so many that it makes F’lamin Yon’s head spin! It’s primarily talking in the first few minutes, and F’lamin Yon loves their accents. The boys discuss their likes both physically and sexually. After they get done, there’s some beautiful scenery shown as a hitchhiker is picked up by a moped rider. He seems to have a bit of trouble with it at first, but then gets the hang of it. There’s some more very nice scenery as they hit a beach together. There’s some more driving about before they end up at the hitchhiker’s house. When he asks what the driver wants in return for the ride, the driver gives the best answer, “Whatever you want to give me.” F’lamin Yon knows what he’d like to give that stud!! They don’t even get into the house before they are making out. They pause to go somewhere more private and much lovelier. Hands roam free before they change places again. This time they are lying on long chair while the driver straddles his sweet rider. They strip off their clothes, and the rider gives some good mouth work to his friend’s cock. They change places so the driver can suck on that beautiful uncut cock. From jerking to sucking these boys really get into the scene and make it a beautiful moment. They jerk themselves off before the driver mounts up and gives his friend and even better ride than earlier. The ride gets faster, and he gets louder as that cock is pounded into his ass. In the end, they both jerk themselves off and cover the sweet rider with cum.

The next scene has two boys out enjoying the sights together, almost tourist-like. Back at their place, one has already stripped off his shirt. Apparently their shopping trip has proven interesting as one strips down to show off his new shiny undies! Motivated by the pretty cloth, they start making out and getting felt up. F’lamin Yon always says the clothes make the man, or at least make him hard! That thick uncut cock doesn’t want to be confined in that underwear and is quickly released along with the other guy’s cock. The paler of the two has his lips wrapped around that delicious flesh quickly, and it does look pretty tasty. Finally, they get completely undressed for a good sixty-nine. Later they do a mutual jerk off before the pale boy gets his cock ready to sink into that beautiful tan ass. He loves that cock and really pushes himself back into those thrusts. The pretty tan boy is the first to cum, and showers himself in several spurts. His partner is a long shooter, which was very nice.

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The third scene has two hotties playing Frisbee across the pool. F’lamin Yon can see where this is going. There is some friendly play fighting that turns into some very friendly making out. Games always bring pleasure, whether it is during or after. They are quick to start stripping then go right back to making out and reaching down each other’s pants. Soon the cocks are out and being sucked as the slightly sunburned lover gives his man some love then offers up his own large uncut cock. Working as a team, they take turns sucking and rimming each other — and even doing a sixty-nine. The sun-kissed guy fingers his own tight little asshole, then his lover takes over. Talk about tag teaming. In the end, there is no sex other than oral as they jerk themselves off and spread their cum all over one’s chest. Sometimes that’s all it takes.

The fourth scene has a cute couple of twinks at a party. There are some naughty party favors as well as some pass-around kissing. F’lamin Yon wants an invitation. Two of the boys really get into the kiss and decide to sneak off for some fun of their own. They arrive at a plush-looking room already without their pants. F’lamin Yon wonders what kind of walk that was! They are very forceful with each other in a very sexy way. The scene moves to some cock sucking and mutual jerking off. Then there is a mind blowing sixty-nine. There’s also a good rimming scene as one of the pretty boys really knows how to spread his ass out for the camera. He’s hot and ready for that thick cock and wants it in his ass. It’s both slow and sensual and hard pounding at different times. Variety is everything in sex. In the end they jerk off to finish the scene with a happy ending.

The fifth scene has the gentleman at the end of the bar buying the cute guy a drink. He decides to talk to the ever so kind man and offers to repay him in more fun ways. They start to kiss right there at the bar while most everyone else leaves as one guy stays to enjoy the show. He wouldn’t be alone if F’lamin Yon was there! The two exhibitionists are having fun until he tells his kind buyer thbat his boyfriend is the one watching, but apparently that’s not a problem so long he’s willing to play with them both. He doesn’t mind at all and serves his cock up on the bar for the two to taste. While one enjoys his uncut cock, the other enjoys his hot mouth. Soon they are all naked and there is more cock sucking between all three of them. Soon they are all on the bar giving rim jobs and getting a mouth fuck. Now the real action begins as the newcumer lets the sweet boy that he hit on to ride his sweet cock. The boyfriend watches in rapture. They all move out by the pool and steal some cushions to make an impromptu bed. F’lamin Yon wants to know where this bar is! While the boyfriend and gentleman make out, the sexy lover sucks them both off. A daisy chain is quickly formed with the trio. They all jerk off in the end, although it looks like one of them got a bit too much sun. So they decide to cool off in the pool and play with a few pool toys.

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The sixth scene is a decently long film that has a bunch of naked boys sunning themselves out by the pool. They aren’t sunning for long as they couple up and start making out. Two boys choose go inside to get their rocks off. They change venues to the living room and rub their boys all over each other as they make out. They exchange blowjobs between each other, which is a great bartering system in F’lamin Yon’s mind. Fingers find some fun also in their play. Soon their tongues move from cocks to assholes. Now, one’s cock is hungry for more than a mouth to suck it off, and it wants a tight ass to fuck. One hottie is fingered until he’s ready, then that thick cock is plunged into his ass. They both jerk off for a very relaxing end.

Last scene is a hottie clean up after a long day in the sun. Soon he is joined by his lover, and they make out in the small space. F’lamin Yon is surprised the camera fits in there! His lover drops down to suck his cock before they leave the shower for the bed. They towel off and continue their hot make out. Then a third guy walks in to a very delicious looking scene. He can’t pass it up and joins the two. What’s this? Yet another guy joins in on the make out! More and more guys show up and soon it’s a full bed and lots of sexy naked bodies getting kissed, rimmed, and sucked. They all move to share two beds so they can make room for all this sexy activity. Finally, one boy gets a thick cock pressed into his tight hole while two others watch. He’s the only one that gets it as the others just jerk off as they watch him get fucked. In the end, we have a group of very happy boys all stretched out on two beds.

What an excellent video! It has been awhile since F’lamin Yon has seen all the things he loves about porn rolled into one movie! From simple cock sucking and jerking to an all out gang bang, “Hard on Holiday’s” action between the boys covered all the bases. The locations were extremely pleasing to the eye and even the music was very good! The music! Who would have thought that F’lamin Yon would pay attention to that?! In the end seven face towels were used to clean up after watching these sexy boys. Now for a holiday of my own! Muah!

Legend’s Image of Sex is a story about a man who loves to watch porn, but is very passive, so to The Whackman he looks and sounds like a punk. Dude just talks to his buddy at work about his HD hookup at the house and how he can feel what’s going on on TV. He plays touchy feely with the TV. Interesting? Let’s find out…

Scene 1 opens up with a dude sucking on his fine secretary’s tits (played by the insatiable brunette Eva Angelina) while in his office. Eva sits on top of the desk to get her beaver munched on before going to town on her boss’s cock. She then gets her pussy stabbed with cock in missionary prior to getting drilled from underneath while on the couch. Eva is sidewayed until her boss drowns her face with warmth.

In scene 2, some dude is watching a porno of a cute short-haired brunette (Tiffany Hopkins) getting eaten out by her man. Tiffany squats to get face fucked by her man before getting the doggy treatment. She turns around to get the continued pussy pulverizing and then the whore sits on her fast fucking cock. Tiffany’s twat gets beaten up damn good—the bitch’ll need to ice that shit down.

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An okay looking blonde (Missy Monroe) gets a lickin from some dude at her company before gagging on dude’s cock. This tramp knows how to suck a cock. Missy pulls her panties to the side and rides dude on the desk used in scene 1. She then lies back on the desk to get her cunt stabbed with cock. She is bent over the desk to take the dickens from behind and gets nutted inside her. Missy deserves a promotion.

The dude from scene 2 watches another porno—this time of a pretty, college girl lookin, long-haired, brunette (Taryn Thomas). Taryn starts by getting hurricane tongued before wrapping her sweet lips around her man’s cock. She spreads her legs wide to invite her man’s rock hard and after, they get in a sideway position to keep the fast pace going. Harder is what she wanted and harder the tramp got. She is face planted while in doggy and her cute face gets drizzled on.

In the final scene, dude finally man’s up and goes down on his sexy wife (a brunette with blonde streaks named Randi Wright). Randi gets her pussy French kissed nice and slow before wrapping her luscious lips around her man’s cock. He plugs her shaved cunt and Randi’s moans are angelic. She rides dude and stares at the heavens prior to taking back shots in doggystyle. Randi is creamed in her face and with a proper tit job, this whore has the potential to be something special.

The Whackman’s shares the same Image of Sex that Jerome Tanner envisions. Although the storyline was so-so, the cast did the damn thing in the sexual department. Every chick held their own and the dude’s drilled the shit out their tight pussy’s like fucking professionals. The Whackman dropped 8 monstrous loads to a good hardcore flick. All The Whackman’s advice is to fast forward the dialogue… not that you don’t already do that.

A letter to a friend tells of some very naughty events on an island paradise. This video has beautiful locations and even more beautiful men. If you are looking to get warm, but not spend the money flying out to a tropical island, then Video 10’s “Back to K-Waikiki” is just what you need!

The first scene on our island fantasy starts with a stud on the beach writing a letter to his friend. He speaks of a park where guys are often found enjoying more than just the exotic tastes of the island. Two sexy studs, one looking native, finds a cozy spot near some trees for some naughty play. The native-looking hunk swallows his friend’s cock. Our little voyeur enjoys the show from his spot in the foliage, F’lamin Yon doesn’t blame him! A free show is the best kind! While the sexy islander delivers one hell of a blow job, our writer delivers a self service to his own package. Suddenly they change locations and the paler of the duo goes down on his islander’s palm tree. He must want that tasty juice from his coconuts. Again, the two change places before anything really good happens between them. Is this like a tease? Now it’s time for blowjobs by the pool. They are finally comfortable enough to move beyond their mouths as the paler stud sinks his cock into the beautiful tan ass of his friend. But F’lamin Yon doesn’t see the writer anywhere. I wonder if they finally lost him? In the end, the two sexy hunks jerk off onto the tan one’s stomach. And man can that boy shoot!! They wash up and the scene fades into the sky.

The next scene shows what our writer did after the first two boys disappeared. He found another free show in the bushes nearby. It’s hard to see them at first due to the distance of the camera, but the writer sees them just fine and starts to fondle his package. You can at least tell that one guy is getting a blowjob. Finally, they cum in closer, and it’s a blonde-haired cutie sucking on the thick cock of his brunette lover. Our writer has started to show more skin as he waxes his surf board. The video gives a scream, but then it’s back to the action. They may want to look at that. It scared the bejebus out of F’lamin Yon. Once the blonde finally has enough of his friend’s cock, he bends him over and gets a good taste of his ass. That seems to have inspired our writer as he gives his ass some friendly attention. The two are hot and ready for a good fucking, so the blonde offers up his ass to his very appreciative lover. He doesn’t pound him like the ocean against the beach, but F’lamin Yon knows there’s some waves of pleasure going through that boy. The brunette cums all over his lover’s ass while he jerks off. Our writer is right there with them as he finishes up his solo. So what will he do now?

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The third scene has our writer enjoying the night air of the beach and still horny from the guys that he had jerked off to. Suddenly he spots the paler of the first couple he had jerked off to entering a bathroom. The writer follows him into a bathroom only to discover that he and the island boy are lovers. He decides to go back to his place for a three-way. F’lamin Yon thinks he’s a lucky guy! He already knows what they can do! His sweet island lover is out in the hot tub and is already getting warmed up for some fun. They don’t waste time as the islander grabs the writer’s cock with his mouth and gets to sucking. He must have been one hungry boy! The writer shares his cock with them both and enjoys the sweet island dance of their tongues on his hard hot flesh. They move to a three way as the paler lover gets his cock sucked by an experienced mouth and he sucks off the writer. Then the island boy gets a treat as both his lover and the writer offer up their cocks to his hungry mouth. Our three boys move into the house and continue their play in the bathroom. F’lamin Yon would have preferred a silk-covered bed, but a marble slab is good, too. They make out and continue sucking cock until our writer slides his thick meat into the paler lover’s ass. Island boy uses a hand dildo to fill his sweet ass. They all enjoy themselves immensely before both the boys in the couple move to the floor for dildo play, and island boy sucks the writer’s cock. In the end, the writer is jerking off while he sucks the paler lover, and the island boy is just watching as he handles his meat. The writer cums first, then island boy, and finally the paler lover. It’s a lovely scene all around.

The last scene has our writer out on the beach again. He talks about a guy he met on the beach who cruises for anything hot, sexy, and male. We watch as he makes his move on a sexy stud. They go back to their place and enjoy each other’s bodies by the pool. The guy puts a condom on before his hat-wearing lover goes down on his thick meat. It’s one hot blowjob! They move back into that incredible house for some dildo play on the stairs. F’lamin Yon isn’t worried because the carpet is white and cum stains don’t show. The Hat guy seems to have a nice tight little ass as he doesn’t take a dildo too deeply while the stud watches him. He gets deeper as time goes on and is able to use the larger dildo provided to him. It still seems like such a tight squeeze, and F’lamin Yon would love to give him some help! All the stud does is jerk off, give direction, and watch. It seems the hat guy has had enough of the fake cock and wants the real thing. So the hunk slides his thick cock into that tight ass and proceeds to ride him on the stairs. They change to the couch for something more comfortable and continue their sexcapades. In the end, they both jerk off to end the summer vacation with a great money shot.

After all this beautiful island porn, F’lamin Yon is going to gather a lot of frequent flier miles to find all these sexy hunks. This video was very well done. The locations were beautiful and well used in every scene. The actors were very hot, especially that sweet little island boy. Seven face towels were used for this video. Now where did F’lamin Yon put his luggage? Muah!!

The Whackman has entered Porn Town USA, where every man’s dreams come true. Based in the San Fernando Valley, porn capital of the world, The Whackman has landed in Utopia. Let’s do this…

In scene 1, a brunette fitness chick with blonde streaks named Aria yearns to get fucked by her man. Aria wastes no time taking her man’s cock deep into her throat. She then takes a seat to get her loose cunt French kissed and thrusted at a good pace. Aria sits on her man and her “yes yes yes” moans are annoying, but her passion is imminent. She then gets backdoored while in doggystyle and she catches all of dude’s cum in her mouth – bravo to that.

In scene 2, a sexy blonde named Laurie Wallace and a good looking brunette named Leshelle get some girl on girl action. Leshelle is on her knees feasting on Laurie’s pussy while Laurie stands up. Leshelle pulls out a dildo to use on Laurie and then they switch and Laurie gets on her knees to lick and finger Leshelle. Laurie pulls out a dildo to use on Leshelle and the compacted scene just ends abruptly.

In scene 3, the dirty mouthed foreign blonde Layla Jade oozes sex and gets down to business with her man. After her man eats her out, Layla devours her man’s cock. They get into doggystyle and the dirty talk exchanges. Layla then goes for a ride her man’s cock and dude unloads shortly after.

In scene 4, a cute faced blonde with weird looking titties named Velvet Rose spreads em wide to get her twat licked by her man. Velvet then gets on all fours to take the doggy treatment, but the dude is always pulling out and is inconsistent in his pace. The Whackman could tell the slut was faking her moans. She performed a nice blow job before gliding on dude’s cock while on top. They lacked chemistry…

In the final scene, a petite blonde sex kitten named Allysin Chains fills her mouth with her man’s small cock and has her eyes going in all directions, looking disinterested. Allysin is then hurricane tongued, but she is still looking around. Her pussy is jammed with cock and unfortunately she is lying like a fucking corpse. It’s apparent to The Whackman that the slut was just there for a paycheck. But the dude milks her for all her goods and puts some good wear and tear on the tramp’s cunt when she rides him and in doggy.

Porn Town USA was far from being The Whackman’s dream place, but it wasn’t bad—it just wasn’t good either. It seemed that one of the two talents in each scene wasn’t as into it as the other, whether it be the dude or the chick and so they failed chemistry class. This unmemorable representation of the San Fernando Valley received 5 shots of juice unloaded by The Whackman. Because it was based in the porn capital of the world, there were hotter whores and better dicks that should have received the casting call.

Another video to watch with the sound off with Devil Dogs Film 3 by Body Shoppe. Nice to look at, but, otherwise, nothing really exciting.

The first scene is called “Baby Face,” and the talkative camera man is back. Already F’lamin Yon is not amused. The sweet boy is a Marine, and he’s watching loud straight porn. Oh yay, screaming women, just what F’lamin Yon wants to hear. He starts to take his clothes off and then starts to jerk off. After a bit he gets completely naked and continues to jerk off. For some reason they always have to stand on the bed and jerk off before laying back down to finish the job. He does this well enough for his money shot, but, otherwise, it’s not spectacular.

This next scene opens up with three guys on a bed. One is an experienced porn star while the others are rather new at the scene. Again, it’s straight porn in the background but not as loud. They slowly start to jerk off over their undies. Once they are naked, they really get into some cock pounding. Again, they stand, and again they lay back down. They all cum in turn, and it ends. Quite boring.

In scene three, it’s two straight guys looking to make some money to take their girlfriends out, so they’ve agreed to jerk off on camera. Same routine as the previous two scenes except, this time, there’s a bit of a shower scene. One even shows off his rather bad sunburn. They both cum, one even getting a shot on the one next to him.

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Fourth scene, and it’s a solo. Whoopee, F’lamin Yon is not excited. Strip off clothes. Jerk off. Stand up, lay down. Then a sudden cum. It seems to be a double feature with another solo guy. Same routine, and not even titillating.

Last scene has five guys now, and one is pretty cute. If only he would do something with one of the other guys. There is also a girl there to jerk them off and get them hot. It’s different than the first four but just about as exciting. The guys get sucked off by the woman present in turn. She even gets a taste of some uncut cock from one of the guys. They stand, she sucks them, and they lay back down. Then they all cum in turn.

Once again F’lamin Yon is very disappointed in Body Shoppe and Uncle Don. While watching straight guys is nice, a little variety in action would be good. And turning down the straight porn they are watching would be helpful. The same routine gets old quickly. Then to have a girl in the picture doesn’t help either. One face towel, barely. No muah for this film.

Rain Productions is attempting to seduce The Whackman with White Panty Chronicles 20. It sounds a little too softcore for The Whackman, but The Whackman hopes to be pleasantly surprised.

A foxy latin chick with a bangin body named Olivia O’lovely goes through an interview to open up scene 1. Olivia then makes out with some wanna-be Fabio lookin dude (except with brown hair). She gets her twat eaten out and her fake tits stay in place; then she returns the favor, using her mouth and hands simultaneously. They get in 69 for a while, and then Olivia lies on her back to invite dude’s cock into her. She gets on top of dude to ride him nice and slow before sucking all of her pussy juice off of his cock. Olivia is pounded doggystyle and then sensually missionaried once again before it all ends well.

A decent looking blonde sex kitten named Laurie Wallace and a hotter looking blonde named Angel Cassidy get it on after a lengthy interview and photo shoot. It takes over 12 minutes for these bitches to finally do something meaningful. Laurie gets her twat feasted on first, and then hooks Angel up and they both look so fake. The music doesn’t help the mood either. The two whores continue to lick and play, but it’s not convincing. Their transitions sucked.

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Another uninteresting conversation opened up scene 3 and an old geezer was the lucky bloke who got to fuck with a milf blonde tramp named Brooke Hunter. It was easy to see that Brooke didn’t want to do this, but money talks. After getting eaten out by the creepy old dude, Brooke courageously wrapped her mouth around dude’s nasty cock. She then lied on her back to get injected with the small cock in a grandfather like pace. She then rides dude and tries to get it over with by talking dirty, but the old man has one more position in him (doggystyle) before he shoots out the load on her face.

White Panty Chronicles 20 is full of meaningless interviews and is has a softcore aura to it, just like The Whackman suspected. The sluts casted were all decent looking, but this piece of crap movie is more like a fucking calendar spread than a porno. And the use of a cheap home video camera didn’t take to The Whackman’s liking. 2 shots were unloaded from The Whackman in a never-going-to-watch-again flick.

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