Generally to my way of thinking, porn without sex is like a BLT without the bacon…bland and tasteless also leaving you far less than satisfied when finished.  Reach out Touch Me 2 shows me that I shouldn’t be so quick to judge all less than fully hardcore movies as all being the same and not worth watching because this one is definitely worth it and is filled with scenes hot enough to make you cum and cum hard to each and every one.  I do think that if these sluts could have mystery hands reaching out to cop a feel and do a bit of pussy plunging that they could have also had some PoV cock action happening too but the intensity was still sufficient to make these scenes stand out from the norm with a vitality of their own.

Why does  Reach out Touch Me 2 succeed in jack-off value and satisfaction when so many other solo-style movies fall short ?  The slut factor!  The babes in this movie (and they are all hot babes) have natural slutty natures that make you realize on every level that when these chicks are playing with and fingering their pussy talking about how much they want to be fucked….they mean every fucking word of it and when they cum (and each of them cum several times) you can see that they are fully going with what they feel and their cock craving is fully genuine.  It’s almost sadistic that the guys filming them only give them finger feels when obviously they want the real thing.  So It’s been proven to me that not all non-intercourse porn is lame and bland… Reach out Touch Me 2 gets four well satisfied cocks-up and one day I’m going to check out  Reach Out Touch Me 1 and see if it has the same kind of heat.

I don’t know if you’ve ever seen or heard of the series Screw My Wife Please…well they’ve made a shitload of movies where husband and wife couples bring in another guy and have him ram his big cock into the wife while hubby watches or sometimes joins in.  Well.. I’ve watched quite a few of them and some of them suck but most of them are hot (what can I say…milfs man, they get me every time) and the dudes who make that series also have a similar series; Screw My Husband Please.  At first I wasn’t quite sure what this movie would have for content…another guy or another chick to go with the couple ?  Well thankfully (for me at least) we get some super-horny and totally slutty women joining these couples for some intensive threesomes.

We get treated to five foxy scenes of carnal lust, passion and desire and how totally hot it is to watch two women getting it on with each other while one of them gets fucked hard by some incredibly lucky (usually well-hung) guy.  The chick on chick action is super wet and very hot to watch especially when the guy joins in.  These babes definitely know how to share the experience; licking and sucking each other and their big-cocked friends til everyone’s cumming with an intensity you can only get with groups of three or more.  Screw My Husband Please 3 is a fresh take on the Screw My Wife Please series and given this was my first encounter with the new series and the fact that I know what quality of content they usually provide I’m gonna have to give Screw My Husband Please 3 a big four cocks-up.

Anyone who says that it really doesn’t matter what chicks are in what porn movies does not know what they are talking about.  I reviewed a different movie in this ‘Flirts’ series not that long ago and gave it a pretty horrible review as well as giving it the worst label any porn movie can ever have placed upon it; ‘boring.’  I decided that just like with anything else though, you really can’t ‘comb everyone with the same comb’ and since it’s a series I should give another one a try.  So I randomly picked Flirts 5 and I’m glad I did (my empty balls and satisfied cock are glad I did too)

Remembering that the other Flirts movie failed because it was supposed to be known porn stars who you would therefore think would enjoy the spotlight and show off there talents yet ended up borrrringggg….what do you think it was that made Flirts 5 work for me ?  That’s right…sizzling freaking slut-fever intensity man.  Whoever picked the babes for this one picked them right because whether it’s chick on dude or chick on chick the action flys off the screen at you and you better keep the volume at hand cos when these babes cum…they let it all out in very wet and very loud orgasms.  Best of all you can see the intensity of their sluttiness and their orgasms in their faces as they cum and cum and cum.

Four solid cocks-up for Flirts 5 which puts the Flirt series at a tie with me so far…one sucked and one was as exciting as getting sucked by a pro.  I guess in a couple weeks it will be time for a tie-breaker

Glory Glory Hallelujah and Go tell it on a mountain that Glory Hole days are here again.  Oh my honey…let me turn down the temperature because after watching this it is hot hot hot in here…remember when I reviewed Glory Hole Gang Bang 2 a few weeks ago and I raved and craved and raved some more about it and told you all that I was going to take a look for Glory Hole Gang Bang 1 because if the sequel was so cumtastically ass-tastic then the original would probably be at least as exciting if not more so ?  Well….guess what ?  I found it and of course just like always…I was right.

Glory Hole Gang Bang starts off with a glorious bang and from that point on it only picks up and mantains that same intense pace as its previously enjoyed sequel.  There are no awkward and jumpy scene changes, no dialogue or silly stories to have to either scan through or try to understand…there is just full on sex that keeps flowing from beginning to end as these lucky guys have a free-flowing never ending group scene happening where they get to enjoy each other’s cocks from both the kink factor of the glory holes and the ass pounding enjoyment they get from each other as the ‘walls come down’ leading to a round of ass fucking with as much variation as a game of musical chairs.  Glory Hole Gang Bang is definitely a movie that you can watch repeatedly and cum repeatedly while watching.  An around the world ribbon of swishing semen is my rating for this must-see masturbatory masterpiece.

I don’t know about you, but when I think of women from India I picture those colorful fancy silk saris and the many bangles and multiple jewelry they wear, especially those jewels they often attach to their foreheads…and the ones I’ve encountered also speak incredibly fast and must have amazingly strong and flexible tongues.  With this in mind I approached India Fuck Feast with hopes of some beautiful women wearing sexy silk clothes they can easily unwrap from and lots of great oral play…

The first scene certainly lived up to this expectation with a super slutty silk and bejeweled Indian princess who expertly slurped and sucked a pretty big cock while she rubbed her clit.  Though her tits weren’t that big she had tasty looking hard brown nipples that I sure would have been happy to put my lips around and squeeze them between my fingers while her well-trained tongue worked its magic on my cock.  The second scene didn’t have the jewelry but it sure had another hot Indian slut with an eager mouth and throbbing wet pussy, but we also get treated to some hot threesome action when one of her slutty white girlfriends joins in and they suck his cock together before taking turns being fucked by his big cock and eating each others pussies out.  India Fuck Feast gets three cocks-up and would have gotten a four if it had lasted longer so I could have cum to it even more.

Oh My God!  Honey if this is what lies down south in that sexy sultry country of Brazil then I know EXACTLY where I’m headed for my next vacation…or hell maybe I should just move down there because these hunks are so tasty and fine they’d make anything bearable.  I think I’m finally starting to fully appreciate why they call it ‘Latino heat’…because sugar these Latino strippers (as it turns out) are definitely packing the goods and the sultriness of their looks and the fiery passion that practically flares from their olive toned skin just sets my pulse racing and my loins on fire with lust.

Lay It On Thick gives us four fabulous scenes of chiseled Latin hunks fully enjoying each others muscular bodies in every way imaginable…from some deliciously wet and noisy oral scenes to some intense fuck scenes that leave nothing to the imagination.  Lay It On Thick delivers incredibly hot and sultry sex scenes beyond anything I’d seen from the XXX Latin world before.  I strongly recommend anyone who loves hot sweaty sex and long luxurious blowjobs performed by ravenous studly men to try this movie out.  Six sexy sultry swishes for Lay It On Thick.

Number One problem with sooo many lesbian movies out there….the lesbians tend to be these goth looking chicks with piercings and tattoos and such obvious dykes that the appeal is lost for anyone watching that isn’t a hard core lesbo.  The Pussy Playhouse series harkens back to the porn of yesteryear and each and every chick in their movies has always been just as stunningly hot and fuckable to guys as they are to girls and Pussy Playhouse 14 is no exception to this rule with a cast of amazingly stacked slutty babes getting it on with each other scene after scene.

If you’re a normal red blooded dude, then you know that even if they aren’t fucking you; there is something just so appealing with an incredible turn on factor to watching a couple hot chicks getting it on.  Since all women are bisexual (whether they realize it or not)  your chick is bound to think so too and maybe after watching Pussy Playhouse 14 it will plant some chick on chick fantasies in her head and you will end up with a bit more intensity and fun in your own sexual relationship.  One of the best things about the Pussy Playhouse series is that they put that extra bit of heat into their pussy on pussy/tit on tit/lips on lips action by putting an extra chick or two into each scene.  Five scenes…tons of slutty big boobed babes…a buncha toys and no inhibitions between them all…now if that isn’t a formula for a super hot jackoff flick I don’t know what the fuck is.  Five rock hard sperm saluting cocks-up to the babes of Pussy Playhouse 14

Biggest problem with Chocolate Candy 5….No Bow Wow Wow soundtrack.  When it comes to super delicious yummy looking black guys like this I want to be hearing; ‘I know a guy who’s tough but sweet, He’s so fine, he can’t be beat, He’s got everything that I desire, Sets the summer sun on fire….Go to see him when the sun goes down, Ain’t no finer boy in town, You’re my guy, just what the doctor ordered, mmm hmm so sweet, you make my mouth water…I want Candy !!!  The guys in Chocolate Candy 5 are just such scrumptiously well hung, ebony visions of lust that even though short in length is something you can watch a few times over and shoot a load of yummy satisfaction each time you do so.

Chocolate Candy 5 starts off with two well toned, midnight black, fuckstuds exploring and sharing each other’s bodies in a hot tub with more heat building between the two of them than there is from the water.  It’s miracle chocolate everyone…the kind that doesn’t melt no matter how hot it gets until it melts into an explosion of creamy goodness.  Next things take on  a more hum-drum pace as it leaves the fun of outdoor hot tubs and moved to the more mundane bedroom scenes.  Fortunately the obsidian orgasm beefcakes in Chocolate Candy 5 are more than well enough hung and enjoy each other’s cocks enough that they are able to give an exciting charge to even the most mundane of scenes.  So while this was not one of the hottest movies I have reviewed, it was definitely strong enough to make me cum and I’m sure it will do the same for you, and hopefully they will stick with the more original settings instead of bedrooms for Chocolate Candy 6.

Holy Coca-Cola It’s Lola Batman…yknow I saw some stats a week or so ago and evidently (and I’m not sure if this is a good thing, a bad thing or a who the hell cares thing) one of the top rising niches in porn is she-male movies/pics.  Not transvestites (dudes wearing dresses) but the whole operated on and changed to a woman with a cock kinda deal but having been born a dude.  As Phil Hartman often said when playing Ed McMahon on Saturday Night Live; “weird wild stuff Johnny.”  So for those of you who are riding this niche…or for anyone who has considered checking out the appeal of she-males She-Male Face Cream 2 is worth taking a gander at cos just like everyone’s favorite Spaghetti Western it mixes the good, the bad, and the ugly.

Sadly, or maybe as a forewarning that not everything you are about to see is hot, She-Male Face Cream 2 starts us off with the ugly.  A very weathered looking and not very feminine she-male gets it on with some guy who looks like Mr. Rogers on tv (back when he was alive) and sure she is kinky and he is sub and kinky as well…but hey mixing ugly chick with dick and old vanilla looking dude together is just not hot…The good comes into play after this when a she-male who I would have taken for a chick and hit on myself gets in on the action and even though it’s with the first one manages to get you hard with her erotic sexual duality.  Things get even better in the next scene as another actually hot and feminine looking she-male gets it on and shows that she is as much of a cock-slut orally and jamming her as any chick with a pussy can be.  Sadly then we get a scene which can only be called the baddest ugliest part of the movie where we get to see some ’she-male’ who looks as womanly as any defensive tackle on the Oakland Raiders done up in women’s lingerie and even having the action here with the semi-hot one from the second scene doesn’t improve it’s appeal in any way.  My advice…just skip this scene. Then She-Male Face Cream 2 ends off on a positive splooge inducing threesome where regardless of gender the heat comes off your screen as threesome action including a chick (with a pussy and strap-on) getting in on the she-male action brings an intensity sure to make almost anyone come.  So if you’re into this scene or simply curious what the possible appeal is, this one’s for you and gets a kinked out four cocks-up

Alo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ahhhhh is the sound of music that these tanned muscley beefcake studs make as they get off over and over again singly and in groups of satyr-style sucking and fucking while enjoying the Island sun in Hawaii.  If  I were a travel agent booking gay holidays to America’s Paradise State, I would try to obtain the copyright to Island Fever because every seat available on the tours would be taken…and I mean those seats would be taken in more than one way honey.  This movie and all these amazingly hot and sexy guys show us that the hottest thing in Hawaii isn’t necessarily the sun and if Male-aria is the disease you have when you get an Island Fever then I’m all for banning immuniztion cos honey…sign me up for some of that kinda fever.

Starting off with sizzling outdoor threesome heat Island Fever gets your temperature rising from the start as these guys show that yes, you can drown in one foot of water…drown in cum that is as they get to enjoying their carefree and clothes-free swimming pool at their hotel.  The action continues with the same intense pace and mercury rising temperatures through bedrooms, Verandas and even a tropical rain-forest like setting as a couple of the hottest guys I’ve seen in awhile raise the barometer even more by adding their own brand of jungle fever to the already scorching Island Fever.  Scene after scene of nice large delicious looking cocks with tons of close-up action scenes as these guys share their bodies and pleasures with each other make this movie a sure-fire semen shooting cinematic sensation.